i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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