I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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