Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
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