it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
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