did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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