I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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