it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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