Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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