I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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