That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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