Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I think your dad took our porno
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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