put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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