I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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