please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I can't turn off my feet"
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Randomize
