so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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