We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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