fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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