She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
you win again, gameday.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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