My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
should my penis look like a turkey
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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