She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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