who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
She's JV to your varsity
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
