So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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