Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
this will be a night to untag.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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