i just google imaged poop.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
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