Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
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