I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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