One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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