with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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