Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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