i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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