so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Mom said you looked used
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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