ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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