scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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