So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
She even gives head with a lisp.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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