I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
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