When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
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