is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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