Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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