If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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