there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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