Are we in a gay sports bar?
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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