Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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