yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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