She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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