problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
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