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(586): View more from Michigan

Everything we own is covered in grass and KY

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.

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(707): View more from California

I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.

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(845): View more from New York

I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"

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(847): View more from Illinois

There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer

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(336): View more from North Carolina

The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".

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