You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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