You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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