Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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