So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
