This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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