new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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